Usually when I see a young person with his drawers hanging down, I give him the benefit of the doubt, assume he’s recently lost weight and  say,  “Good job, kid!!!”

Also—women who don’t have flat stomachs shouldn’t be allowed to wear belly button rings or studs.  If the flab actually swallows it, they should also be required to wear gut covering (much like the Muslim face-covering veils) or loose dark colored shirts, blouses, or whatever.

They’re called earrings for a reason.  I’m tired of seeing people who look like they’ve been in a fishing accident.
Ears only, guys–1 in the LEFT ear if you’re straight, right if you’re gay, both if you’re Mr. T or Dog the Bounty Hunter.  No other exceptions.

One comment on tongue studs.  If you have one, are in a round float in a pool, lean your head back and stick your tongue out–you will point to magnetic north.